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Sebastian @solarfiction

Age 15, Male

Poland

Joined on 7/2/24

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or solarworld whatever the fuc k


so today, at school, out of fuckin nowhere, we get to ride a car. how cool is that??? well.. cool until i hit something at the speed of light and kill myself! still i dont know why the fuck we d id this considering this was one of the classes where i learn about windmills, and whatever the fuck is in a heat pipe (and all that shit). so the guy (teacher) whips out an electric car (luckily it wasnt his meat like some freaks would say). now im kinda aware on everyone's opinions on electric cars, nobody likes them and stuff yadda yadda but i wont get into that today (and i dont plan on doing an essay on why i "hate" these cars even though i pay no attention to these cybertruck mfs). so as of me writing this, im solarfiction, been fresh on the fuckin' tube since 8 months ago i guess. im 15 (soon to be 16 in a month, give me 10$ for doing absolutely n othing) and this day, has been the day, i drive a vehicle


i wonder when ill do a driving test and fuck something up


maybe ill return to this w hen im 27 (possibly still pumping out animations, probably 6 feet unde r, both work juuust fine!)


safety patrol


yeah im safety patrol as of today (exactly 2nd april 2025 8:09 PM, POLAN D TIME). this doesnt make me cool in any shape or fo rm but ive been constantly nutting about "oh hey this shit looks cool i wanna see this fuckin g icon right on my fuckin profile you fucking dirt-fuckin-bags!"


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well tell past tense solarfic tion that i have it (probably wont since i managed to get from 219 points to 300 in less than 24 hours thanks to the april fools submissions)


let the kiddo be happy (fun fact : i was a few days younger when past tense solarfiction wrote th at! we age)


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