why do stores do this?

why do mannequins in some stores h ave big knockers..?

no seriously, why? i was out shoppin' today with my dad for some clothes (we got many cool things after that!) and i couldnt help but notice.. this strange phenomenon

tell me your secrets, store workers of NG..

life updates are back

my head hurts.. damn!

im not quite sure how much you guys like these posts about random life updates, but i do them from time to time, so lets do it once m ore

well the obvious thing is my head hurts, the outside of my body feels like the goddamn antarctica (HA, SEE YOU IN ISSUE #7!) but my insides feel like theyre on FIR E, no i didnt see a girl with big tits (although i would really like that, psst psst plz..), my head feels like a goddamn boiler and i feel like my brain is turning into some sort of liqui d with me darting my eyes to a random spot without me actually doing it (makes no sense i know, mate), i genuinely feel foaming at the mouth except the only things that are holding me back is my epilepsy meds!

will i be fine? probably yeah, i had those days, but damn, is headache one annoying slut..

one complaint is that i feel really weak one time, but the other i feel like snapping the guys neck behind me on the bus who keeps b umping into me...

to be honest, ill just blame it on extreme low amounts of sleep as i only sleep 4-5 hours a day, as i stay up till 1 am (oh im gonna have a wonderful sleep tonight.. planning to sleep twice as much, ill be in my own world!)

short story about my drink turning into a moldy clusterfuck

so.. putting this simply; around 15 days ago, i drink some raspberry juice (one of my favorites along with kiwi juic e by the way!), i put it on my "nightstand", however i forgot to pour it out to the sink a day later like i usually do because it tastes fucki n horrible, and so today i accidentally punished myself with the sight of the contains of the glass. the water in the raspberry juice looks gone, just juice left and white-greenish-yellow mold. YUCK.. im not really scared of some mold but come on i slept next to this for almos t 2 weeks?? (expired juice chan x solarfiction)

once again, ew, yuck, yikes, dingaloo.

steam fucks brandon over

local "self proclaimed femcel", @BrandonVictor unable to get postal 2 since i cant gift him it

truly a get fucked moment

the shift begins right now

first.. another break and yet.. another delay..

yes, you have heard that correctly. i need to yet again enforce a delay on my uploads. scratch anything i said r egarding the may-june videos. all of my upcoming videos will come at a random time, except voidrejects since they still follow the [END OF MONTH] formul a

the reason why i need a break is because school only gets harder, and i have a small amount of time to work on anything. i also need to work on humanoid massacre, one of my upcoming games that is quite a heavy piece of w ork to develop and it obviously takes me time to implement basically anything for your future you's sake. so i suggest you stay on the look o ut on solarfog which is where i would be uploading the most during this "break"

anyways, id be seen online on newgrounds, its just the fact the uploads are delayed (pretty sure you can read because only intelligent pe ople watch my stuff), on my first and second channel.

mental health

my mental health is a questionable topic, i feel like it started to deteriorat e for a lot of reasons. school, life overall, and most importantly my channel. nowadays, i start to get older and naturally, i think about lots of stuff

archive

speaking of thoughts, archive. i wanna start archivi ng the stuff i uploaded here. why? i had 2 of my stuff taken down (screw you jacque pierre!), that makes me alarmed because it happened within a week. now my motives for this should seem clear to you, the r eader : i need a backup if ABSOLUTELY necessary. and it is necessary now, its better than never.

solarfiction shall unite with the cross

we live in the times where solarfiction now only reminds you of the stuff he does for a community, not the stuff he makes, which is sad. in the beginning of this page's creation, i used to be closed off entirely. i'd go on newgrounds, upload a video, and then go offline a minute later. nowadays, i am reall y talkative, but im starting to think that not managing my own channel is a not a gr eat idea, probably a really crappy one. if i switched right now, i wouldnt have that much to lose as my team consists of brandonvictor, radicalbeans and pyxron most of the time

you can PM me for contact details so i dont see this as a problem if you wanna talk regarding a vid eo. although i dont really get many requests, considering i make these videos for fun so im just putting this out there because i dont personally feel like responding to the commen ts regarding this

i was thinking on making this switch apparent, when there will be yet another banner change and the profile picture changes for solarform and solarfog

its coming way sooner than you think it is, i see it as solarfiction finally uniting with the cross like how it shouldve been. theres currently no new profile pictures for both channels, but im pretty sure atleast on e of them is a cross symbolizing how Jesus got crucified and would come back to life 3 days lat er. it means something, the solarfiction channel was killed but then it was made better than it was at the start.

is this really me leaving others behind? no, solarfiction has no business relying on others. it is not some tower you can knock over with one wrecking ball. solarfiction should be independent. its a castle, built brick by brick. who built it? me, and i need to save this ship before it sinks down complet ely.

will i cancel my participation in collabs? yes. will i fully rely on my channel and MY channel only? absolutely, starting now, going from minor changes until you finally see a cross, indicating that solarfiction will be saved

its time i return to what made solarfiction.. solarfiction

good day.. goodnight.. solarcommunity.

hello.. lets play a game..

well.. its more exclusi ve to my fans though since they watch the videos..

anyways, the worst day of the week is tommoro w and i have just gotten an idea.. the solarfiction c hannel has been existing for quite a while, still going strong and heavy no matter who dares throw a roc k at it. so.. to improve my probable shit mood tommorow, i could read what your favourite characters, series, etc. are!

i've seen plenty of love being given towards sicily (obvious pick, although shes not from a series), bart from voidrejects, and @BrandonVictor apparently finds sverige from the ms. danmark comics hot so thats another one im aware of (big win! to you, brandon.. i am not sorry..)

so yeah, if you have any favourite videos, characters, let me know! im quite curious what other things my audience likes and hopefully i could also use it as motiva tion once im done with this effin' busy week!

cheers, solarcommunity! take care and God bless all! the Lord loves you!

invasion on fom tulp................

it will begin on the 39th of may, 2025. tell your family........

if you also want dat fundin g, make sure to hit the solarfiction follow button and rate all 5, lets go!

all funding goes to cocaine inc.

short kind words (+ update)

one new message from solarfiction..

hello, solarcommunity! solarfiction with a short message here. i am very much aware of the things happening inside the newgrounds community right now, especially with my frien d being affected by it.

make sure to stay safe! God loves you, amen..! †

quick update

next week is very bus y, so expect a voidrejects episode and a small animation this month.. the ongezellig parody is pushed to june

yes, you have heard that right

solarfiction, known for drawing wome n and animating crap.. is a soon-to-be writer..

i had this thought linger for a long time now, everytime, specif ically in polish class, whenever we would read a piece of literature, i'd get more and more invested (i mildly disliked this subject prior) as we were inching towards the 1770s, a dark time for poland where it was left disfigured and mangled by the russian empire, prussia and austria..

i started thinking; "this is really interesting.. but wait.. im an artist, animator, game developer, composer, and soon.. ill fully learn blender.. theres something that im not.."

a writer. now, i might get some pushback thrown at me so lets clear everything up with the following sectio n

COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS (not real people s)

writer? all you do is animate the most random shit ever, get a grip

honestly, i do not see a problem. on newgrounds, usually whenever im in a debate or argument, you can see that i type out extremely long and thought-out responses, with patience and most importantly understanding (atleast most of the time). usually when im writing news posts, i actually do have to shorten them down by a lot of inches. sometimes, often.. always.

youre polish, what could you possibly have in store with those skills of yours? do you even know what "onomatopoeia" means?

well.. adolf! no need to get antisemitic! as far as i know, the way i write is completely fine. i may use a word inco rrectly or say something "in a weird way" but that doesnt happen so often! im not a troglodyte, atleast when i last checked..

you cant even spell, you barely use any apostrophes, and the weird space s you do. seriously, you? a writer?

once again.. it doesnt take that much thought to notice that the way i type is not me being "mentally retarded" but rather.. its a typing quirk. the way i write, the way i act in private is much different to the way i act on here and other sites. sorry to ruin the fun, but dont believ e this is actually how i act, especially with the "edgy comments". its a persona, its obvious.

you dont create perfect plots, you shouldnt hype yourself too much

exactly. i know that i probably made one flop of a video atleast just.. ONCE. and the hurtful truth is, everybody makes a pile of absolute dogshit sometimes. you, me, joe biden if he was given one hour on the newest versio n of adobe. everybody. and thats okay, no judging here, we dont judge.

quick overview + some questions

so.. im obviously not gonna be writing fanfics like an obsessed touch starved 15 year old girl, what i DO wanna write is some serious pieces, with actual plot, characters, background.

i think this has some potential and i would like to use said potential to expand. my views? conservative, very conservative. my beliefs? you live once before you stand infront of God, judging you if you truly deserve to go the pearly gates. if i wanna make solarfiction great, i wanna do it now, not in a month, a year, decade, absolut ely now. theres clear room for expansion, and i need to use it.

now the following questions i have to my audience so its only fair :

1. should it be written WITH my typing quirks or WITHOUT? (lowercase letter, unnecessary spaces)
2. should it include pictures? (well.. even if i did include those, there wouldnt be a lot. maybe one visual at the beginning of a chapter)
3. which idea do you like more..? an expansion to SICILY101 or maybe some other original idea?

thats all, really. cya!

its currently midnight so..

technically i am 16! happy birthday to me!

so its 7th of may as of right now (writing this at midnight, after a haard day of work.. yea h..) and i have turned 16. great feeling, i wanna drink wine and get drunk until i vomit my guts ou t! (europeans get free pass at alco when they are b orn)

and since its my birthday.. i will be uploading a video on my third channel, solarfog, showcasing all the things YOU GUYS have made! artworks, multimedia, everything!! (ON THE 8TH OF MAY! YAY!)

i plan on uploading it later for me at night (obviously not midnigh t), incase anyone wants to make a lil' gift (which, to be honest, i dont expect but ill definitely be smiling ear to ear!)

STAY TUNED! (written by the hottest human being on ear th, probably)

apologies but

my fucking router is a stupid hoe thank you very much. if i post thi s 10000 times then just know it wasnt me

ok where were we..? oh right.. ms. danmark! a comic i recently "revived" (i just didnt have any time to squeeze in for issue #2, which is why #2 and #3 came later). anyways, looking at the fac t i have lots of exams next week (HATE TUESDAY, HATE THURSDAY.), im gonna put out smaller works such as the comic itself. besides its really something i wanted to expand on for quite a bit. heres some planned release dates for each issue :

ISSUE #4 - 6th may, 2025 (additional notes : poland, WW2. A-RATED!! i really dont recommend clicking on it if youre a kiddo)

ISSUE #5 - 8th may, 2025 (additional notes : denmark and sweden)

ISSUE #6 - 8th may, 2025 (additional notes : union and confederate states)

ISSUE #7 - 9th may, 2025 (additional notes : antarctica. i was fascinated by their "true south" flag, just looked cool. honestly)

ISSUE #8 - somewhere after the 9th of may, 2025 (additional notes : greece and egypt with the roman empire)

ISSUE #9 - hopefully may 2025 (additional notes : eastern europe)

ISSUE #10 - june 2025 (additional notes : kosovo and serbia)