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Posted by solarfiction - 5 days ago


i am officially a lia r

solarfiction would never do this


yes thats right, animation is not coming on this day, the 15th of february, which means i just said fuck you to lots of people for no reason..


uh about that.. um i er.. nevermind so i will polish it a little and post tommorow (im risking grades for this shi t, give me a 3.5 or sum bruh!)


keep in mind, i am a loser behind the screen trying to animate dancing penises too which you later have to rate (aaah! you thought i was gonna pull that "im a person too" bait? hell nah)


so uh yeah wait for the animation and fetch me a beer while you're at it


also i have a third channel if you used your eyeballs, check the videos because i uploaded something you MIGHT wanna see while waiting (link to random video, comment "here from newgrounds" like a good boy)


yeah ok im out now


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Posted by solarfiction - 7 days ago


rant time

because hospitals fucking suck and if you do not agree with me then suck my dic k


so uhh hospitals suck, THEY SUCK GIANT ASS!


why? first of all, iiiiiiiiiii am not a healthy person! (shocker) but yeah basing off the personal stuff i published before (news posts, art), i have some problems with health. now going to hospitals for a check up or test results, i have to wait fucking 30 MINUTES just for YOU to tell me i am [something something, insert here im too lazy]


oook? i do not personally give a fuck, im just here because you forced me here. i am in a purgatory and you are the tormentor here, i have places to be like a strip club or bullying homeless people!


seriously, i am developing an active phobia of hospital and healthcare buildings. dont stress me out with some shit like oh you have to get this surgery you dont like or ohh you have this basically for the rest of your life, i'd rather get AIDS than to hear that sort of bullshit, ya greedy growing pieces of mold!


now.. solarfiction... why did you make this post..?


no reason, just went for my EEG results today and i dont like waiting nor do i trust these people (if i cut my eyeball out, ill just put it back in! easy squeezy, i dont need your bullshit process that takes 25% of my networth and 29841 decades off my life!)


conclusion : hospital sucks, thank you for reading!


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word of the day : grandma is dead (its not a word but you cant stop me)


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Posted by solarfiction - 8 days ago


we hit 52 foll ower let go + rant

here is me showing off


its cool, we went from 48 to 52


cannot wait to get to 57 (SOLARFICTION NUMBER!! SOLARFICTION NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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yea


quick rant about the site's new look


it sucks ass, pretty much dogshit, sorry fom tulp, but these content rating colors suck. T is E, M is T, A is M, what the fuck?? how will colorblind people who happen to not understand letters look at porn now without the search filter?! shame on ya, tom fulp.....


I HAVE MY EYES ON YOU...


new animation NOT coming on valentines day, its coming on february 15th (if i do not procrastinate), fuck you


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Posted by solarfiction - 1 month ago


lets talk, dacylinder17 for the last time + fruitpummel is changing his name

first, fruitpummel is changing his name. when, to what, how, see here


so the concept of fruitpummel changing his name is not new as its been around since september but fruitpummel has finally decided to get rid of this name thats tying him to this conflict. and we cannot forget about the anamonator drama with alextoolstudio and poligeektoons from a week ago, the nail in the coffin. fruitpummel will post his last video on the 1st of february and then he'll abandon his account and will go under a new alias which wont be said publicly yet so watch out for fruitpummel posting about it


R.I.P fruitpummel (2021-2025)


regarding the person i once used to know, dacylinder17


my friend group used to consist of around 10-11 friends. everyone would joke around in our little server, everything was great. but among them was none other than dacylinder, he used to be a fan of my old content in 2021 and we quickly turned to friends over teamspeak. we would play together, talk together, all in our little 4 friend group (cevojsko and mayhem were in it, but they will be mentioned later on)


there was also a guy, ironkatana, the earliest solarfiction voice actor i guess, he voiced that kanye girl from master oogway sucks (which sucks ass, its my worst video ever), me and him would NEVER get along. 2021 to 2022 to 202- you get the point. there was never a year without fights, its like we were forced to like eachother. dacylinder took mental notes since i kept telling him about the fights and he grew wary of the guy ever since early 2022


now to our times, right so. focus on this month : august 2024. now, why is this so important? well this month marked ironkatana and me arguing for what is most likely the last time (he defended a pedophile so we cut ties, nothing else to it). dacylinder17 had enough though, everyone used to fight with ironkatana and if he wanted to cross lines again, he would regret it. on the 7th of august, he would make some sort of cult/organization named "cylin union" to unite everybody against this "tyrant" (erm, the block button is right there, bud) and this would start it all


august passes, david (my friend, appears in the oogway video as a cameo) and radicalbeans (VA of marselo from voidrejects) join the cylin union. and then the conflicts with fruitpummel rise, it was a misunderstanding since fruit was reading dacylinder's letter to ironkatana warning him of danger that might come if he tries anything. he giggled at the way dacy described his boyfriend as "his lovelife". fruit only found the wording a bit funny, nothing else. dacylinder took this the wrong way, called fruit a homophobe and put a barrier between me and him, so fruit was starting to be miserable from this point


september rolls around, me and pyxron check on the server sometimes, nothing too out of the ordinary, i left the server in august so i was in firtir's (important name) group chat with pyx. the cylin union, cevojsko and mayhem also get into this alliance of some sorts with eachother this month, and suddenly 2 weeks later, disaster strikes. ironkatana is sent extremely violent messages from the three and gets forced to work with them under the pressure. they were sending him gore, threatening him so what else was he supposed to do?


this.. is where i think he lost his mind. this is not him, i just refuse to believe it, the sense of power overtook him and now from this possible point he gets cocky. "the world revolves around me" mindset. oh well, atleast this is over. the whole event lasted 4 days after all


unfortunately it isnt over. on october 28th, an hour after i release voidrejects, i witness fruitpummel getting insulted by dacylinder and ironkatana to the point where he starts crying. literally crying, something he never showed ever in our years of friendship. i get immediately concerned, is this true? is this a possible impostor or prank or something??


i get confused but i do end up kicking dacylinder away from sicily101 for this (see im not a homophobe, yet dacylinder17 would tell you i am! because apparently i just say fuck you to random gay people, isnt that hilarious and comedic?)


october also marks the month where cevojsko and mayhem have a huge conflict lasting a few days to the point where cevojsko raids mayhem 11 times including my former server dacy took charge of which pyxron unfortunately had to clean (according to him, it was absolutely disgusting)


november rolls around, quite the depressive month. another friend of mine, gamingtime who was on dacy's side joins the cylin union entirely meanwhile firtir's relations with all of those guys get tight. it was a matter of time before someone was next and pyxron was well aware so what has yet to come was expected.


december, last month of the year. the 1st day of a such beautiful month gets ruined as i receive the news firtir has officially went into conflict with ironkatana and the others. me, pyxron and fruitpummel (severely damaged by this point) try to help firtir, but he cuts ties with us. im not sure if i said this but the reason for firtir cutting me off is this happening. somewhere in early december, another friend of mine joins the cylin union and dacy decides to think its a great idea to show the whole internet hes not right in the head so he names it..


the cylin empire. this wasnt just some project to him, it was a full on empire dedicated to him. it wasnt about security anymore, its about his image now. he is power hungry. he and his friends make a disgusting channel about firtir and on the channel you can find suggestive sicily101 art (she is a teenager), and just.. see for yourself, the link is right there. i know firtir hasnt said or done the smartest things, dont get me wrong i do think he has the brain capacity of a broken toaster but he does NOT deserve this. i did not plan for this, nobody did. keep in mind im blamed for this and i hardly know why


he is also posting schizo ramblings on his twitter proving these claims


in late december, me, pyxron and fruitpummel finally officially join the conflict


january, current month, a turn of events happen. firtir gets deplatformed entirely, frenchmain (firtir's friend) along with someone on twitter argue with him, i guess. ironkatana leaves dacylinder behind and cevojsko switches sides (does not mean he is off the hook though)


..and here we are.


if youre at this point, then congrats for getting this far. it has been a huge thing to get off my chest. but now..


do not harass ANYONE nor get involved in this, if you do it then you are a dumbass and i do not take any responsibility


thats all, dont bother saying "just block them", i wouldve done it months ago and i infact did it after i kicked him out of sicily101 in november. i just want him to talk to me


message to dacy


listen, dacy, you are most likely reading this so please let me reach out to you. you can get therapy, you can make an apology (better be a good one, champ), you can use anything in your power to make things right, why bother being the villain for some "legacy"? what does that even mean? everybody will forget you and know you as some dude who did this in his spare time, just please reach out to me through newgrounds or something, you dont have to be the way you have to be. i can still forgive you, because God once said to always forgive. it is whats right, no matter how "corny" it sounds, why bother being enemies when we can end off things on a positive note?


thats all i have to say, its 1 AM and i wanna go to sleep. night, guys


all dacylinder17-related posts will be removed when this conflict is over


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Posted by solarfiction - 1 month ago


THIS ONE IS FOR FRUITPUMMEL

AND THE 9 YEAR OLD ARMY


iofneio' 😂😂😂 p' foeniaefnnnaeo nfmmmvvmlmll lklklkkl


ah el nah spugibl dun dirty!! 😂😂😂reureureureureu


"i hope this guy gets hit by a train" - GILBERT GOTTFRIED, i dont kno when 😂😂thos who knows MAN go MAN go MAN


A flower, also known as a bloom or blossom,[1] is the reproductive structure found in flowering plants (plants of the division Angiospermae). Flowers consist of a combination of vegetative organs – sepals that enclose and protect the developing flower. Petals attract pollinators, and reproductive organs that produce gametophytes, which in flowering plants produce gametes. The male gametophytes, which produce sperm, are enclosed within pollen grains produced in the anthers. The female gametophytes are contained within the ovules produced in the ovary.[2][3] In some plants, multiple flowers occur singly on a pedicel (flower stalk), and some are arranged in a group (inflorescence) on a peduncle (inflorescence stalk).[2]

Most flowering plants depend on animals, such as bees, moths, and butterflies, to transfer their pollen between different flowers, and have evolved to attract these pollinators by various strategies, including brightly colored, large petals with patterns only visible to under ultraviolet light, attractive scents, and the production of nectar, a food source for pollinators.[4][2] In this way, many flowering plants have co-evolved with pollinators to be mutually dependent on services they provide to one another—in the plant's case, a means of reproduction; in the pollinator's case, a source of food.[5]


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Posted by solarfiction - 1 month ago


hit my head today.. it started bleeding.. ouch

what a post...


so like 2 and a half hours ago, i hit my head pretty hard on the ceiling near the entrance to my kitchen (which means door, shorter ceiling, and me being 6 feet, if not taller). due to my.. "past experiences", im quite the sensitive guy to loud noises. long story short, my dumbass decided it was a good idea to jump energetically head-first into the ceiling as a "fake exaggerated reaction"


yeah, "fake exaggerated reaction" my ass! glad i didnt have a concussion or something, or better yet, VERY glad i dont have to go to a hospital full of those skanky fleas! (injury seems fine, ill take it as a man unless something happens for now)


the only aftermath picture i can show


the aftermath pictures themselves are not THE WORST thing you could ever see, but im not showing them regardless, the top of my head has extremely scratched skin and it will need a lot of time and patience to heal. thats all youre getting from me.


like fuck that, im not risking myself getting deleted lmao


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(dried up blood on my hands, forgot to clean it)


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Posted by solarfiction - 1 month ago


waitin' till teamspeak releases the screenshare update

they are gonna add screenshare and other cool stuff according to their newest twitter post so i am hyped


i used teamspeak for over 5 years basically, so it is no secret that i am attached to this stupid lil thing


if they release it, im def quitting shitcord because :

  1. discord is for 14 year old boys addicte d to porn and 49 year old men who would die to hang out with some young girls, everybody kinda knows that
  2. their features get dumber and dumber everyday
  3. teamspeak is for people with a huge penis
  4. i think teamspeak likes me


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rest in macaroni, discord, thank you for viewing my awesum presentation


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Posted by solarfiction - January 8th, 2025


some updates on what im doing + stuff

just got home


i just got home from school, nothing too out of the ordinary, just extremely tired as shit (had to spend 9 hours there, with 5 being my "professional subject" or whatever you wanna call it, blah blah blah got unfairly called to answer a few times, whatever). but the real question is, how are you guys been? answer below if youd like!


a thing about the "elephant in the room" (ooh drama..)


now, i know i did promise to not post blog posts on newgrounds, but i will be deleting any posts relating to this drama once its over. i just dont really want this being in my posts, thats all. i dont like drama, never will, if you have a problem thats related to me, then talk to me about it privately. and yah.. ill be making one last post at an unspecified date going over EVERYTHING to hopefully de-escalate this as newgrounds, to me, is a really special place. i care about my community A LOT more than you think, and this site along with you, the person who watches my videos, seriously make me happy and i couldnt appreciate it more :)


what am i up to?


so, i have been writing for a video.. a really "special and long-awaited" video if youre one of my 112(i thought it was 111, still thank you all!) youtube subscribers or 40 newgrounds fans! stay tuned! ill let you speculate on what that is, and when it comes out, i hope youll like it. and if not, then ILL FIND YA! just kidding, or am i..


well stay safe, solarcommunity!


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Posted by solarfiction - January 6th, 2025


aw man come back pyx

he got locked out

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Posted by solarfiction - December 26th, 2024


RAISING AWARENESS OF WHAT MIGHT COME

what happened?


today, me, fruitpummel and pyxron confronted dacylinder about his doc tweet on firtir (account removed, still active on youtube though) as they both had their personal drama starting from december 1st, 2024. the tweet described me as a "fucking r**ard", fruitpummel as a "dumb fat american kid" and pyxron as someone who "cries about given a simple title like a former roblox developer" (in context, pyxron only despises when people call him this, because he just wants to be known for animations, not for a silly kid's game he once played). our main concerns were that we did not wanna be involved in his drama at all, he replied to it : "oh grow up you can't handle few words of criticism" and said such things as "you are not being r**d you don't need to consent to anything" (pyxron has the evidence for this and will give it out if someone wants). this interaction now left us (fruitpummel, pyxron and i) in a huge major drama with the following people :


dacylinder17

cevojsko

mayhem (prefer not linking this one for the reasons being; this guy's extremely violent)

ironkatana


DO NOT HARASS ANY OF THESE PEOPLE, INSTEAD PLEASE AVOID THEM OR TAKE THEIR WORDS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT (me and pyxron were threatened about our newgrounds account's safety)


why me and firtir fell out with eachother (explaining our "friendship")


i can say this now that it has been leaked, and yeah firtir has not been exactly the greatest to me when it comes to our partnership but i do not care if he was xenophobic towards polish people (he brought up polish people a lot). all screenshots leaked are true (talking about the ones the fake firtir account on youtube leaked, the handle is @ F1RTIR. the real firtir goes by just @ Firtir). me and him fell out because he saw my connection to dacylinder17 (context : i was friends with him until the horrible things hes done started affecting me, nov 2024) as something that was "killing his whole image" (he did not say this, but firtir has a habit of saying things like : "this is a group i wanna manipulate for my personal gain" quoted from 9.png inside the LEAKS folder of FNF firtir's prog log). he got rid of pyxron, and fruitpummel left on his own as fruit is currently attempting to cut all ties with him everywhere he can on all social medias as of me writing this. its a shame really, because i really liked firtir for the majority of the time, sure he does get on my nerves (and i dont show it) but i also get on his nerves and thats obvious as he once said in a group chat : "BTW i dont dislike solarfiction or not dislike him i just couldnt think of a better neutral term. solarfiction is a cool person to subconsciously manipulate into partially obsessing over you", and now in a deleted comment responding to ironkatana : "...thats partially why i dont completely dislike solarfiction, he doesnt seem tohave such things as "standards" also he glazes hard which is a huge bonus lmao"


the thing is, me and him are over now. we were "fRiEnDs" through 2023-2024, but people will always end contact someday, even if its your best friend in the world. my time with him is over, unless something changes which i doubt


please do not bother me about firtir. the only way i will actually talk to him is if its about the drama, and thats it. im not looking forward to any new projects and for the time being i dont see our partnership resuming.


no more blog posts for now, sadly


i will be active on the site, i will upload games, animations, art, just no more blog posts until this drama is finished and done with (hopefully privately). if you wanna see updates about me, go on the SOLARFORUMS. its a shame but what else can i do? its life. you get into fights, and the way i will handle my fight maturely. no insults, nothing. if i have to make a blog post defending myself from any lies on my name i will be receiving then i will.


i am sad really that i have to make blog posts like these, but unfortunately i have to do whats right.


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