yes, you have heard that right

solarfiction, known for drawing wome n and animating crap.. is a soon-to-be writer..

i had this thought linger for a long time now, everytime, specif ically in polish class, whenever we would read a piece of literature, i'd get more and more invested (i mildly disliked this subject prior) as we were inching towards the 1770s, a dark time for poland where it was left disfigured and mangled by the russian empire, prussia and austria..

i started thinking; "this is really interesting.. but wait.. im an artist, animator, game developer, composer, and soon.. ill fully learn blender.. theres something that im not.."

a writer. now, i might get some pushback thrown at me so lets clear everything up with the following sectio n

COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS (not real people s)

writer? all you do is animate the most random shit ever, get a grip

honestly, i do not see a problem. on newgrounds, usually whenever im in a debate or argument, you can see that i type out extremely long and thought-out responses, with patience and most importantly understanding (atleast most of the time). usually when im writing news posts, i actually do have to shorten them down by a lot of inches. sometimes, often.. always.

youre polish, what could you possibly have in store with those skills of yours? do you even know what "onomatopoeia" means?

well.. adolf! no need to get antisemitic! as far as i know, the way i write is completely fine. i may use a word inco rrectly or say something "in a weird way" but that doesnt happen so often! im not a troglodyte, atleast when i last checked..

you cant even spell, you barely use any apostrophes, and the weird space s you do. seriously, you? a writer?

once again.. it doesnt take that much thought to notice that the way i type is not me being "mentally retarded" but rather.. its a typing quirk. the way i write, the way i act in private is much different to the way i act on here and other sites. sorry to ruin the fun, but dont believ e this is actually how i act, especially with the "edgy comments". its a persona, its obvious.

you dont create perfect plots, you shouldnt hype yourself too much

exactly. i know that i probably made one flop of a video atleast just.. ONCE. and the hurtful truth is, everybody makes a pile of absolute dogshit sometimes. you, me, joe biden if he was given one hour on the newest versio n of adobe. everybody. and thats okay, no judging here, we dont judge.

quick overview + some questions

so.. im obviously not gonna be writing fanfics like an obsessed touch starved 15 year old girl, what i DO wanna write is some serious pieces, with actual plot, characters, background.

i think this has some potential and i would like to use said potential to expand. my views? conservative, very conservative. my beliefs? you live once before you stand infront of God, judging you if you truly deserve to go the pearly gates. if i wanna make solarfiction great, i wanna do it now, not in a month, a year, decade, absolut ely now. theres clear room for expansion, and i need to use it.

now the following questions i have to my audience so its only fair :

1. should it be written WITH my typing quirks or WITHOUT? (lowercase letter, unnecessary spaces)
2. should it include pictures? (well.. even if i did include those, there wouldnt be a lot. maybe one visual at the beginning of a chapter)
3. which idea do you like more..? an expansion to SICILY101 or maybe some other original idea?

thats all, really. cya!

its currently midnight so..

technically i am 16! happy birthday to me!

so its 7th of may as of right now (writing this at midnight, after a haard day of work.. yea h..) and i have turned 16. great feeling, i wanna drink wine and get drunk until i vomit my guts ou t! (europeans get free pass at alco when they are b orn)

and since its my birthday.. i will be uploading a video on my third channel, solarfog, showcasing all the things YOU GUYS have made! artworks, multimedia, everything!! (ON THE 8TH OF MAY! YAY!)

i plan on uploading it later for me at night (obviously not midnigh t), incase anyone wants to make a lil' gift (which, to be honest, i dont expect but ill definitely be smiling ear to ear!)

STAY TUNED! (written by the hottest human being on ear th, probably)

apologies but

my fucking router is a stupid hoe thank you very much. if i post thi s 10000 times then just know it wasnt me

ok where were we..? oh right.. ms. danmark! a comic i recently "revived" (i just didnt have any time to squeeze in for issue #2, which is why #2 and #3 came later). anyways, looking at the fac t i have lots of exams next week (HATE TUESDAY, HATE THURSDAY.), im gonna put out smaller works such as the comic itself. besides its really something i wanted to expand on for quite a bit. heres some planned release dates for each issue :

ISSUE #4 - 6th may, 2025 (additional notes : poland, WW2. A-RATED!! i really dont recommend clicking on it if youre a kiddo)

ISSUE #5 - 8th may, 2025 (additional notes : denmark and sweden)

ISSUE #6 - 8th may, 2025 (additional notes : union and confederate states)

ISSUE #7 - 9th may, 2025 (additional notes : antarctica. i was fascinated by their "true south" flag, just looked cool. honestly)

ISSUE #8 - somewhere after the 9th of may, 2025 (additional notes : greece and egypt with the roman empire)

ISSUE #9 - hopefully may 2025 (additional notes : eastern europe)

ISSUE #10 - june 2025 (additional notes : kosovo and serbia)

solarfiction "returns"

i guess.. i uh... dont really have a good headline for this one

so like a week ago or some shit, i made a post advertising a site and whatever but i also said that i'd be taking a "break"

turns out, that break is gone now i guess. to elaborate; the reason why i even needed a break is because i need to concentrate on getting voidrejects (aaand some other stuff) ASAP, but now im "kind of" forced to reschedule it. like.. the rest of the episode's release dates, something like that. basically ironkatana0 wanted to animate and yesterday we played a lil' bit of minecraft and things got heeated!

"fuck you, im not workin g on shitrejects now" - albert einstein, 2026

(dont harass the guy btw, this made me burst out laughing and made my night)

and so, to give you like the insight of what goes behind the scenes in general, is that first i have to write a script for the episodes (which hopefully i wont have to do once "the new crew" joins), then get radicalbeans and brandonvictor to voice act (C-C-C-CHILD SLAVERY!) and also I HAVE to voice act so.. yea.. dont forget about the animation! (it usually takes 14 days, but i cant nonstop go 2 weeks because ill have a burnout so sometimes it even takes a full on month if it has to..)

my animations dont grow on trees, ya silly piece of swiss cheese!

what's next? for this month, atleast?

so june is the month you should probably start getting ready for, but for may, im gonna make two parodie s (keywords : peter griffin, deadpool, mymy)

a voidrejects episode WILL (or atleast should) come out this month! sorry for the wait!

may 7th

birth of the solar

dear pyxron claus, my birthday is coming soon so i am writin g this letter in a chinese sweatshop to you. get me the following things immediately :

1. skibidi toilet cake
2. 300 million subscri bers to piss on mr breast
3. dvd copy of coconut fred
4. south park 64 or somethin g
5. a goth girl (you know what i am saying mr claus?)
6. ban fatass brandon motherfucker stupid bitch from the fridge (ate my lasagna last week)
7. atleast 10 strippers
8. 1 bucket of paint
9. a thing

get it done, or else i cut your ballsack off. my birthday is on the 7th, DO NOT FORGET.......... EVIL..

- from solarfiction (hopefully i dont drop this private personal letter into my newgrounds news posts aga in!)

easter 2025 event + important news!

SOLARFORUMS easter 2025 limited award still available!

so, i mentioned my forums website last post, and i didnt know i was gonna mention it again, so my bad if im sticki ng unneccessary things in yo face! but anyways, every holiday (christmas, valentines day, easter and halloween), there is a limited award. awards are really one of those things that do jackshit in the forums but are still well received (and my head wou ld be on a stick if i removed them.. possibly..). for reference they look like this :

(big loser below....)

so yeah, thats about it. theres a minority of users that came from newgrounds to the forums, so if you are a member, turn all of your attention to the general forums at the main page. thats where all of the goodies are a t : )

some un(fortunate) news

lets say that.. this month and the next ones will bless you. yep, you heard that right. a "solarfiction fan" (those exist? awesu m...). BUT WAIT! how..? only a few people know, but i have a lot of big videos coming up, so yeah, no parodies (even though i barely make them anymore.. or i dont make them as much as i did a few months back).

so to reveal the elephant in the room, im gonna have to take a break socially from newgrounds! (for a week.. i guess). you can of course still write me a message, comment or something if you wanna contact me in terms of something, im open to that. i wont make any news posts for now, only reviews and maybe replies as social interaction

so basically to put this in simpl e words : taking a break..?

see ya later, solarcommunity!

moving on from negativity..

why do i feel like a lazy piece of shit while playing minecraft!?

so, as the text above suggests, i hopped on some minecraft with ironkatana0 to play some good ol' minecraft (you may probably know this if you go on my site; the SOLARFORUMS, make sure to join because there is a limited easter aw- STOP FUCKING ADVERTISING BITCH!)

anyways, that dumb ol bastard playing as that redhead bitch and me playing as sicily101 (skin by pyxron on the solarforums); we were absolutely gaming it, except no sheep so that fuckin sucks

once he leaves, i go and try to atleast get planks for my "p diddys mansion" because i wanna live in a nice 100 story house obviously. but after he leaves, i think..

damn, i must be procrastinating a lot.

any other fellas that get this feeling on their free day? i work every single day on the week on my animations and my 3 channels so i really only have like two days to play games (which kind of sucks.. atleast it beats the lazy asshole out of me!)

edit : f orgot to say, but the post is called shorties because its SHORT!

the mincifry situation is crazy

nanana... another one bites the dust! thats the second one this week!

last time on solarfiction Z.. alextoolstudio was exposed to be a soul sucking demon who liked girls with uhh.. quite the f eatures i'd say. quite.. um.. the fetish. especially when you ask little boys and girls to draw said fetish for your liking!

but thats not what im here to talk about today, not that hooligan! this hooligan!

you're a mean one, mr. grinch!

solarfiction why is the guy mean, you must tell us

well fear not, as i have all the backup evidence i need that tells you that this guy is quite the specimen of a pickle jar that loves to leave those snarky comments whenever he feels like it..

first, backstory aight mate?

on the 14th of january, 2025, one of my friends would upload a movie called "check this out" and now sure it isnt sum hot shit that "solarfiction wants you to watch because he is a st upid little cunt!" but it sure is RADICAL! (no pun intended)

now, the blam crew obviously didnt like this and made their movie, the 4 horsemen of unemployment : first.. literallyeverypoliticsanimationchannelever strikes! the entire world in shambles! (0 stars because its not a cinematic masterpiece; chicken jockey!)

and then.. analmoanator strikes.. mr. president, a second blammer has hit the tower (0 stars because penis and penis is bad but rates 5 on a simoes1000 video; also he changed the rating to 2 stars and added that "but dont worry youll get better at animation" remark at the end, yea like that would save it bud)

..and then.. bigbellylover69 strikes.. (0 stars because there was a penis and not 10 minutes of inflation or whatevr)

..OH LORD HERE HE COMES!

putting the nail in the coffin, mincifry.. he saw the video.. and was left FUMING out of the ears... 0 STARS! why? because mtv knockoff.. or something.. okay what in the actual hell does that have to do with the video?

backstory finished; back to exposing mincifry

seriously, what does that have to do with the video, i mean its like.. whatever. so thats one of his god-awful reviews, i feel like minci should be put down with the reviews just like alex did

a few days ago, he made this post or whatever being sad that he lost his "only friend" over 1 blam.

i dont wanna be a jerk dude, but this in itself is sad, if this is a teenager; go outside, if this is a grown ass man; get a job dude and stop munching off larry who pays off your debts, you wuss!

anyway me, being the snarky little hot bastard i am, wrote this message (TRUE POINTS +100!!)

and guess what..

my comment gets wiped out and silenced like the tiannamen square

*leans back* ahh this will be nice.. my response :

my response :

his response to that comment (but i clap BACK!)

and then.. he does the worst thing of all. try to win an argument using cheats.. nasty little woodpecker..

DUN DUN DUNNNN!! the review POOFED! gone! just like that! v anished!

he knows what he did, and i did too. i had it archived the entire time..

and soo..

mincifry has removed all of my comments, not within an hour, but right after i said i had it archived which led to the creation of the post

and as you see kids, there are 2 brands in the supermarket.. the shitty one and the best one.. you either pick the mincifry.. or you pick the best one.. solarfiction.

and to the other people on newgrounds : just let this be known that this guy is a horrible fucking reviewer, reviews are ass, only has 12 reviews which i cant even view so im guessing those are porn (damn, another porn addict?), and is a liar

also, i deleted my last post due to a private argument between me and brandonvictor/fruitpummel and im pretty sure i had the bleach girl art on there, i can upload it even though in my opinion; its kind of bad, and i can do way better to draw such character from the kennyscomiks peak cinematic universe. so lmk

ill see ya later, solarcommunity!

cool things AGAIN on our forums

everyone free to join of course : )

so today was the "last portal update" on my 2nd website, solarforums. what that means is basically there were 3 VERY MAJOR updates to the site, and basically the site is unrecognizable. i mean look at it!

(AFTER)

(BEFORE)

kickass!

anyways.. we had a lot of newgrounds users joining it lately, so i decided to put this out there

if ya wanna join, here's the link :

link in question

update on my obscure project

subscri be to solarfog so i can afford bread for my family of n ine thousand

so, a while ago, i began working on a game called "humanoid massacre", which is going to be a shooter of some kind where you k ill shit. like doom and half life, i love those games (will fuck any girl that fw these games). anyways i made 5 versions in total going from ind_0.1 / ind_0.1.0 to ind_0.1.4

(the most recent version as of now, plenty of vids like these all on solarfog f or your disposal)

now i didnt have any fucking time to make a proper ind_0.2, as first i was occupied with voidrejects (BIG SHIT COMING UP BTW) and my german presentation and then my math contest submissions and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, i was busy, man!

not to mention that bitch, vinesauce joel. be a good solarfiction enjoyer and watch that.

so now that i have most of that crap out of the way, i can finally begin working on it so stay on the look out for more kic kass updates (before i go, i have a character in mind already so ill post some art if you guys want me to...... i know you saw this go to the damn reply section bitch)

anyway s yeah