another rant? when the fuck is this guy happy?

with discord, the answer is never. here is why

hello ladies, gentlemen and attack helicopters. today i will talk about quite possibly the worst messaging app there is, discord. you know whta they say, "fuck discord, all my homies hate discord", but WHY? why is do the homies hate discord? well i already explained it here, go back to part one of the discord chronicles, you lazy fuck. (yes i love screaming at my fans, i do not care if this intimidates you or makes you squirt out of your vag')

BUUUUUUT as i was saying, long story short, discord is a greedy ass company that makes their app worse and worse day by day. microtransactions, and not to mention... THE LOBOTOMIZED MOBILE VERSION! WHAT THE HECK?!

discord's HORRIBLE mobile app

so i use discord on my phone a lot, despite switching over to teamspeak. and here is the thing i caught on. sometimes, when i message someone like say :

(the thing below is not an actual conversation but its meant to show you how discord mobile RUINS me physically)

"fruitpummel, make oatmeal you fat fuck" i press send to my dearest friend, footpimple at around 3:30 PM. and guess what happens.. get this; i return to the app an hour later, 4:36 PM right? it goes automatically to the DMs, nothing special, but.. the text turns from gray to white meaning it just got sent. at 4:36 PM.

...

OH MY GOD! GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY RIGHT 'ERE! HE IS BRAINDEAD! *points at discord mobile*

seriously, what the fuck? am i not allowed to type anymore?

conspiracy on this shitty piece of junk

so, i switched to teamspeak blah blah blah, but the way i kind of view it is like you dump your ex (discord) for a girl with larger tits and whatever (teamspeak), ex is obviously furious and jealous so basically ex says "if i cant have fun, no one will!"

boom! no message sending privilege for you bitch! taste my dildo!

..wtf?

answer to why i dont quit discord fully

well first of all, it sure as hell hasnt happened a lot, but i actually got messages from people wanting to add me on discord because they liked the stuff i was making and wanted to talk. now i have absolutely no problems with people wanting to talk (you can send me a PM on newgrounds here regarding my discord and ill make sure to give you it because i dont post my account handle freely like a jackass, god knows what you people are gonna do) but if i quit, how the hell are people gonna contact me? i mean i guess id say the solarforums but for now people are not joining, and a lot of people have discord anyway (i feel sorry for them, theyre missing out on a hot piece of ass like teamspeak.. dro ols)

summary

shit

anyways i thought this was a little funny, so thats about it. SEE YA!