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mental retardation part 1

Posted by solarfiction - 4 hours ago


drama in our class

luckily im not involved, ill be eating p-p-p POPCORN!


WOAH THERE BUDDY! WARNING : contains slur and anti-semetic comments. poland is.. conservative to say the least. a living instagram comme nt section i guess


so to give some backstory, 2 weeks ago, i didnt go to school at all on tuesday and wednesday (because im a sneaky bastard, those were the 2 last days of school before easter break!). this incident allegedly happened specifically on tuesday when my group (our class is split into 2 groups, im in the 2nd one just incase) had the "basics of energy" class (i learn about shit like solar panels and windmills there, one of the two main classes in my schoolplan)


and basically during the lunch break, someone from the 1st group (it isnt confirmed but people are pointing at our classmate: uhh.. lets call him bieber i guess) had an alt facebook account as a joke, it existed actually for a long ass time before this incident. anyways bieber apparently sent 2 commen ts on our school's facebook page, i will read them out to you :


"jews go to gas chambers" - bieber, 2025

"faggo t" - bieber, 2025


now, the person managing our facebook page is the B.o.E teacher herself and she was not happy. so today i go to school, lie about being sick for pity because i didnt do my h omework (it worked!). and so, as we wait for our teacher of B.o.E to talk about random shit again, she talks about the incident instead (somehow nobody out of our group knew about it, neither did i for.. obvious reasons)


"so, im not saying its you guys, but it came out of your class. in my opinion, i do not wish for any hurtful and degrading comments under our posts.."


hmm.. okay.. okay.. that seems totally reasonable. i mean who wouldnt get pissed at that?


"especially if we get comments like jews go to gas chambers, or FAG."


everyone bursts out laughing after that. now i obviously wont lie, that caught me off guard aswell and the way that was delivered was fuckin sweet. still fucked up though, because a million of poles and other ethnicities died in auschwitz. personally it doesnt affect me when somebodys making a piss out of it but i wouldnt call anyone a snowflake for getting mad at that.


and also hitler shot himself in 1945 like a lil bitch!


anyways the fact that she had to see the account profile picture which was literally skibidi toilet and the name.. well another slur, which i would probably say uncensored for "educational purposes" but you could pr obably take a guess on what slur was in that username


"i just wanted to let you know this CAN get someone in juvenile, and we plan on getting the police involved"


OoOohhhh SHIT! thats what im looking for!


outcome, whats happening tommorow (part 2)


so.. its extremely possible this situation will be talked about by our supervising teacher who we have P.E and a class about discussing problems that may be in our class or overall just talking about anything, i dont really know how to explain it, you amerikkans are weird as FUK! (anyway that teacher is a cool guy)


i can definitely see myself going to school tomorrow just to hear what the hell will happen tommorow


famous things bieber has done :

  • attempt to throw a chair out a window in physics class (9th grade)
  • drawing dicks and swastikas in physics class and getting humiliated publicly by the principal infront of us (9th grade)
  • yelling out random shit in class (9th grade onward)
  • the skibidi toilet profile picture incident (where we are now; 10th grade)


ending n ote (reminder!) : i do not support any actions made by this living slinky of an individual. i just find the situation humourous and a little bit childis h ("infantile behavior!" as pyxron says it)


anyways, yall have any crazy school stories? make sure to write one below if you'd like : )

(im forcign you btw)


toodles!


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