may 7th

birth of the solar

dear pyxron claus, my birthday is coming soon so i am writin g this letter in a chinese sweatshop to you. get me the following things immediately :

1. skibidi toilet cake
2. 300 million subscri bers to piss on mr breast
3. dvd copy of coconut fred
4. south park 64 or somethin g
5. a goth girl (you know what i am saying mr claus?)
6. ban fatass brandon motherfucker stupid bitch from the fridge (ate my lasagna last week)
7. atleast 10 strippers
8. 1 bucket of paint
9. a thing

get it done, or else i cut your ballsack off. my birthday is on the 7th, DO NOT FORGET.......... EVIL..

- from solarfiction (hopefully i dont drop this private personal letter into my newgrounds news posts aga in!)